You comfort me when I need consoled
Your warming hugs relieving the cold
On a stormy eve you’re a great delight
So I’m troubled I cannot find you tonight
I tear through the house searching for you
but you’re nowhere in sight, just plain out of view
Have you been stolen or simply misplaced?
I need you right now, longing for your embrace
Begging for help, I ask, where were you last seen?
To be told you were dirty and sent, to the washing machine
I race over to save you, but I’m already too late
The spin cycle has stated and my heart starts to ache.
As your trapped rotating in a watery cage
I miss you and try to hold back all my rage
Your absence has left me with nothing but a frown
My big fluffy friend, my faithful dressing gown.